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I sure hope this is Satire...

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Post Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:01 pm

I sure hope this is Satire...

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Came across this letter to the editor in The Boston Globe, and if this teacher is serious I have lost any faith in the ability of Americans to think rationally...

I AM a math teacher at Brockton High School, the site of a school shooting earlier this month.

Current school security procedures lock down school populations in the event of armed assault. Some advocate abandoning this practice as it holds everyone in place, allowing a shooter easily to find victims.

An alternative to lockdown is immediate exodus via announcement. Although this removes potential hostages and makes it nearly impossible for the shooter to acquire preselected targets, it unfairly rewards resourceful children who move to safety off-site more shrewdly and efficiently than others.

Schools should level playing fields, not intrinsically reward those more resourceful. A level barrel is fair to all fish.

Some propose overturning laws that made schools gun-free zones even for teachers who may be licensed to securely carry concealed firearms elsewhere. They argue that barring licensed-carry only ensures a defenseless, target-rich environment.

But as a progressive, I would sooner lay my child to rest than succumb to the belief that the use of a gun for self-defense is somehow not in itself a gun crime.

DOUG VAN GORDER
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Post Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:04 pm

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But as a progressive, I would sooner lay my child to rest than succumb to the belief that the use of a gun for self-defense is somehow not in itself a gun crime.


I got a million words to say about this, instead ill use one. WOW.
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Post Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:05 pm

Re: I sure hope this is Satire...

king wrote:
But as a progressive, I would sooner lay my child to rest than succumb to the belief that the use of a gun for self-defense is somehow not in itself a gun crime.


I got a million words to say about this, instead ill use one. WOW.



Like I said, I sure hope it's satire :blink:
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Post Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:22 pm

Re: I sure hope this is Satire...

I'm just glad I'm not this person's kid.
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Post Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:22 pm

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hmmmm wrote:I'm just glad I'm not this person's kid.



HAHAHAA my first real LOL of the day.
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Post Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:32 pm

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The man should be slapped.

Schools should level playing fields, not intrinsically reward those more resourceful. A level barrel is fair to all fish.


What an eye-opener line. I remember doing these drills in high school and now they make sense.
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Post Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:06 pm

Re: I sure hope this is Satire...

Actually, and sadly, what might wake this idiot up is if his/her child became the first victim of an armed hostage situation!

My God, what have we come to, that we would sacrifice our own children to the rights of criminals?

This person has no concept of reality! If you take away guns from the people, only the government, cops and thugs will have guns!

I know! Maybe we should put a sign out in his/her front yard publicly stating "Easy Target, Gun-Free Zone Here!" At least then, we would eventually rid ourselves of these human defects. Then, finally, we gun toaters can take on the thugs in a "level barrel... ...fair to all fish!"
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Post Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:13 pm

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Haahaha I love the logic people use.

Lets make gun laws so that the crooks cannot get guns. As if crooks are model citizens when it comes to following laws. lol. Gun laws target mom and pop, a disarmed society is an easily controlled society.

In Canada gun laws are great, no one can get a gun except for the police and gangsters, if that isn't policies at work I don't know what is.
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Post Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:19 pm

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'Ok class that was the nut with a gun alarm, you all know what to do. Slow kids in this line, normal kids in this line and the fast kids you wait over here. Good good, ok you slow runners head out now, you normal runners here is a 3 pound ankle weight to slow you down. Once you have your weight attached you can head out as a group, remember you can't get ahead of the speed challenged children. Ok now you fasties, come get your 10 pound ankle weights, except Jimmy. I'm sorry Jimmy but since your the track star we don't think a 10 pound weight will slow you down enough, so i'm going to have to break your knee so everyone can have an equal chance at escape.'
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Post Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:11 pm

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Holy cow. And this person has influence over children.

I don't think it is satire. It's the progressive way.
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Post Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:24 pm

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He should be kept as far from kids as possible, like a pedaphile.
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Post Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:41 pm

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Just one thought upon reading this:

THIS GUY IS AN ASSHOLE!!!!! thank you!

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Post Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:28 am

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I really doubt this guy has a kid- it's a lot easier to say something stupid like that when you have no relative concept of what is actually coming-out of your mouth.
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Post Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:40 am

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The gun issue is being peddled again for more gun legislation, and control; just watch. Just like the healthcare issue won't go away; we will have it crammed down our throats, one way, or another..... I was watching even the Republicans wanting to 'resolve' it...... What's it mean? Their master's have spoken, and told them to handle it, quit dicking around.

I know what the next major arena of investment is going to be, but I won't say.

Any ways, I expect more government Manchurian Schmo shootings, and I'd warn all to be on the look out for back door gun legislation, or grabbing. The problem at this point, is that I believe many will fight to keep their guns, the Government, the Elites, and their puppets are showing to much of their hand.
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Post Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:30 am

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Agreed Sancho, they are obviously pushing their agenda through prematurely- sloppy work if I say so.
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Post Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:07 am

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Exile1981 wrote:'Ok class that was the nut with a gun alarm, you all know what to do. Slow kids in this line, normal kids in this line and the fast kids you wait over here. Good good, ok you slow runners head out now, you normal runners here is a 3 pound ankle weight to slow you down. Once you have your weight attached you can head out as a group, remember you can't get ahead of the speed challenged children. Ok now you fasties, come get your 10 pound ankle weights, except Jimmy. I'm sorry Jimmy but since your the track star we don't think a 10 pound weight will slow you down enough, so i'm going to have to break your knee so everyone can have an equal chance at escape.'


great comicalscenario :usd: :umm:

:crazy: I sure hope this is Satire...if it's real, it's unreal. :wtf1: I don't really do guns myself, but I'm amazed at the inanity of this "assholier than thou" perspective-and I am fine with folks bein' able to defend themselves from criminal minds, I wonder if this person even has brains in his "little head"-!! I thought being resourceful was a good thing (I still think so...!) Too weird-
it unfairly rewards resourceful children who move to safety off-site more shrewdly and efficiently than others.
-this sick dik should be wishing that they could help all the children learn how to get safely offsite faster-what does "fairness" have to do with it?(and if we're talkin' fairness- I say it's seriously "unfair" that the children have to be subjected to this kind of mentality :sick: )...
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Post Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:50 am

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Entertaining satire.

From a comment posted here: http://granitegrok.com/blog/2009/12/muddleheaded_progressive_or_closeted_con.html

Van Gorder is well known in Quincy as a conservative. He puts up anti-Kerry and anti-Obama signs at his house on a regular basis and engaged in a long feud with the former police chief because the chief wouldn't grant Van Gorder a permit to carry firearms.


Thank you, god! (Tho I know there are some people as crazy as he was playing at being.)
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Post Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:28 pm

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I find this pretty funny

Because it was just one week ago I told my son who is 10, that in the event of the school lock down policy being used he had my permission to evade the policy and get himself to me... I told him to use is head, think about what the situation is, that in many cases he might do best to simply listen, many things aren't real emergencies etc...

But he's an honor student, he's sharp, I believe he has... what did this man say? "more resourcefulness" Than the other kids... Likely more than the teachers too, most of them are probably tards...

So I told my son, if you feel the need, if they are let's say going to put you on a bus through some emergency... use your head, get out get to Dad, I am... more "Resourceful" than the other adults...

:cheesygrin:

I mean come on...

gimmie a break...

In the event of let's say oooo... The Zombie Apocalypse are my kids best off with me a guy who watches the Movie 2012 and thinks after wards.... "I'd have made it..." or the gym teacher on a bus to some stadium...

Next week i'm teaching my son how to crack combination locks by ear and how to grab the impression from a key lock to make a copy...

I Keep mah Boy "resourceful" :lol:
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