Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:29 pm by Bonehead
MREs have chemicals in them to make you constipated. I'm not just talking about "can't go today" but colon-clogging, soul-crushing, hard-as-rock, massive poo. MREs are not a good idea unless you are going to starve otherwise.
The other issue is stockpiling food. I've done this, had a year supply in storage. I still have rice and beans as an emergency backup. These present their own types of problems. If it isn't stuff you're going to eat anyway, it's sort of wasted (except, of course, for your two-week emergency supply which should be transportable). Canned goods would be an exception and I keep about a two-month supply.
Honestly, the best thing is to develop a different lifestyle. First, start cooking everything from scratch. It's cheaper, it's healthier, and you'll be developing valuable skills. Start by making your own bread as it has the most chemicals in it. Homemade bread will survive about three days outside of the refrigerator -- store bought will last ten days. Guess why? You can pick up a bread machine at a thrift store for under $20 and you'll save about $40 a month making your own. You should also learn to make basic bread by hand (very easy, let me know if you want instructions). A used book store will have tons of bread cookbooks. You can live off of rice, beans and bread. There is nothing as wonderful as the smell of a hot loaf of bread coming out of the oven.
A good vacuum sealer is essential. This allows you to extend your storage of up to three times as long, especially for frozen items. I even seal flour and sugar, then freeze it for 24 hours to prevent bug infestations. It keeps pests out of your home.
Also, start canning. This requires some equipment, but it allows you to buy items in bulk. This week, I got free-stone peaches at the store for $1 a pound and I will can as much as I can handle. You simply put the peach halves, light syrup and a shot of brandy in each jar and water bath it for 20 minutes. After about four months, they are amazing. It makes for a nice dessert, brandied peach halves with a shot of brandy syrup with cream in it. I can meat when it's on sale (this goes into long term storage), apples, peaches, jellies, lemon juice. Canned food will last about seven years. It's still edible after that, but the nutritional value starts to wane a bit. But having canned chicken or pork you can add to your rice and beans will make you feel like you're a king.
My "epiphany" on all this was the idea that it is infinitely easier to grow your own food and have a steady supply. I don't grow all of it, but enough that with my stores, I could survive until I could expand my garden. You would be amazed at how difficult it is to grow produce, so it is a good idea to experience your failures when your live doesn't depend on it. You can start by growing your own herbs.
I think it's about having a stockpile that you are constantly rotating as opposed to trying to store "survival food." There's an article some place on the web about people starving to death despite having enough food because of their limited diet. No one is going to survive long on the same bowl of rice and beans. You really need to have a way to introduce new flavors and textures.
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